powerdad bellows at his son “TIME FOR BED!” rowdy son says “no dad fuck off” powerdad starts bench pressing his son till hes dead and then it is always bed time
This is my favorite message
My sister has one of those fake baby things from her parenting class she has to bring home for the weekend AND IT WONT STOP CRYING LIKE
"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"